Ziltoid Coffee

Ziltoid the Omnicient, a famous musican apon Ziltoidian 9 in Nebulo 9 to collect all the black coffee beans on earth. Sadly, he has not succeded. My only wonder about this strange fellow is that how did he get so famous apon Ziltoidian 9, and why the heck he wanted all the black coffee beans apon earth to begin with. He said he wanted to destroy earth with power from the black coffee beans right? And only gave us 5 earth minuets. So what if we did get him the coffee and he loved it? Second of all, why, WHY did he have to get Coffee from earth? he could have gotten a Simple Pepsie or even raw Sugar! That makes you wonder eh? Third, this goes out to Ziltoid, YOUR FREAKING EYES DON"T HYPNOTIZE ME. Thanks for your time. Hope I'm not obliverated tomorrow by your 'Zapper Beam' so I can't talk more awesome stuff about your album. XD